There is usually at least one of these in each office and I am lucky
enough to possess the title. And when I mean office bitch I am talking
about the person who does everyone's bitch work....not "the bitch" in the
office. Why can't people stuff and mail their own personal crap. Its
like they move up on the ladder and forget what a frickin' post office or

Let's keep it simple.

I tried to be a hard worker.

I kissed some ass.

I've offered many original, great ideas that could really help my company. No one seems interested.

My co workers and bosses love me.

Why can't I get a raise or promotion?

Why do I sit in the same cubicle, doing the same demeaning things?

We are promised so much and given so little.

I hate my job so much!!!!!! It's so freakin' boring and it doesn't even
challenge me! I am always done with all my workload months before anyone
else finishes and I sit here trying to slow down so that I will have work
to do other days but it just makes me even more bored. I can even go and
help others with their workload or try and take initiative and do other

Why are all shipping departments breeding grounds for the mentally perverted or criminally insane?

I worked for a small privately owned printing company a few months ago.
This place was a CIRCUS! Complete with the world's fattest man, and a
midget! Not that this sort of thing would normally bother me, but every
person who worked there was a complete ASSHOLE! The midget in particular.
This little guy would mouth off to everyone there, just because knew that

I work in tech support; mostly on the hardware end of things. A customer
brought their desktop for me to look at and I noticed that it was less
than ideally clean. But whatever -- that's par for the course when you
have the job that I have. So I'm sitting there listening intently to what
the customer has to say until all of a sudden, 3 large roaches coming

Myth #1:

My parents and just about everyone told me that I could do whatever I set my mind to.

This sounded believeable when I was 8. Now I'm not so sure it's sound advice.

Myth #2:

My counselor and teachers told me that employers are just looking for a degree. This shows your commitment and ability to achieve goals.

Don't know if all of them do but the one I work at does. Thats for sure. I cant imagine it is much different at other companies like this. I don't even know where to start.

So let's say a girl sprains her ankle. The fact that she sprained said
ankle 3 jello shots and 5 beers in on a Saturday before noon at a kickball
tournament is inconsequential. The ankle is sprained. She cannot begin to
contemplate putting weight on her left foot for about 48 hours. During
this 48 hours her living room is transformed into an obstacle course